Friday, June 15, 2018

Rose is Rose is Rose


June is the month of the rose. Everywhere I look, my roses are at the peak of their season. My vintage New Dawn climbing rose, with its delicate pink—almost white petals, and its delicate, sweet fragrance, makes me feel like a princess. Specifically, Princess Sleeping Beauty, as the rose grows and climbs and clambers over the roof, obscuring windows and doors and –if I had them—castle walls. Every couple of years I must put on my armor and grab my sword and go out to battle the advancing canes. No matter how severe of a haircut I give it, it bounces back, better than ever.

Which is a good thing, because rose-growing is not my specialty. Roses can be picky. They get mildew and black spots, and rust, and aphids, and don’t even get me started on elk damage; over the years, most of the roses I purchased have been reverted to root stock by greedy elk.
New Dawn

What is root stock, you may be asking? Most roses you buy are not growing on their “own” roots, but rather grafted onto a set of roots already growing. It’s a very efficient way for a nursery to have large plants to sell in a shorter amount of time. If you look closely at the roses, you can usually see a “knot” or graft area. Above is the rose you fell in love with, all colorful and fragrant, and below the knot is the hardy root stock—usually not fragrant. Should freezing winters or browsing elk overwhelm your chosen rose, spring will bring the rootstock out in force. Mine tend to be rusty-burgundy in color, little or no fragrance, and have few thorns. Which is a plus when I rip them out in a fit of pique.

Years ago, Gerry Hird advised me to plant grafted roses a little deeper so the “knot” was just below the soil and to mulch them during the winter. The only cure I’ve found for the elk problem is to take a cutting of the rose I bought, root it, plant it and--since it is growing on its “own” roots—when the elk eat it, they won’t kill it or revert it to root-stock. A win/win, I suppose.



Friday, June 8, 2018

Let's Play A Game


Let’s play a game. Let’s call it--- oh, I don’t know—how about Retail Therapy. 
These are the rules: * (*disclaimer—so far, anyway. Rules subject to changed based on my whims.)

1. Have hard manual labor that needs manual-ing.
2. Do some of it.
3. Reward self with trip to nursery. Ok, several trips. To several nurseries. Remember you write a Blog/Column for the Highway Shopper and this is RESEARCH. Probably.
4. Buy plants. Wonder if plants are tax deductible as business expense. Buy more plants just in case they are.
5. SMALL plants, that can be easily planted.
6. Remember that elk like ALL plants, big or small.
7. Buy more stinky spray.
8. Complain about price of stinky spray. Refuse to use name of stinky spray in this post because Liquid Fence does not sponsor me. Liquid Fence should totally put me on the payroll. Or at least make me a part of their R&D. Sigh.
9. Ignore fact that plant prices have gone up as well.
10. Did I mention this trip was supposed to be therapy? Stop harshing my mellow.
11. Possibly parts of Rules # 3, 4 and 8 may not apply to YOU, personally. As far as I know I’m the only one writing “Over My Garden Gate” but should you happen to figure out how to get Liquid Fence to comp you some product, please let me know. Also, if your *are* helping me write OMGG, please stop procrastinating. Deadlines are an Actual Thing.
12. This game is starting to have too many rules.
Anyway, my point is, to counteract all the work I’ve been doing, to reward myself for the work I have already done, and –most urgently—to avoid all the work I have yet to do, I went nursery hopping and plant shopping.

Gardening, as distraction from hard physical labor, is highly recommended. Especially the shopping part.

Friday, June 1, 2018

Gardening with Sue: Tree Planting Edition


Did you ever have one of those Good Ideas? You know the kind, you have them—they are good—nay, GREAT—and so you commence with the Good/Great Idea only to discover that there is a lot—and I do mean a LOT—of work involved? But you may have already made bold public statements about this Great Idea, as well as dropped a boat load of cash at the nursery? So, you’re kind of stuck with this not-so-great-idea that entails a whole lot of labor? And the labor is manual? With your name attached? Anybody? Just me?

It all started because of my antipathy towards elk. Fast forward through year of complaining, threatening to build a fence, etc., etc., etc.; arrive at the early stages of fence building. In my case, that involved the removal of a group of alders that shaded my back deck but whose structural integrity was called into question. Remove alders, commence clean up, discover back deck is insufferably hot.

Enter the Great Idea. I need a new tree to shade the deck! Do lots of research. And by do research I mean pick the brain of your personal Lorax for tree recommendations. Enlist the aid of another friend who loves shopping for plants. Borrow pickup truck. Take road trip to fantasy nursery. Start by having lunch! It’s a beautiful day! Trees are lovely! Fall in love with a BIG TREE! It’s perfect! It’s –relatively—inexpensive! Because your friend is awesome, you manage to save ANOTHER 10%! And there is even a nice nursery worker to help you load the tree into the truck and secure it! Wonderful! What’s not to love?

The nice nursery worker goes to get a fork lift to load your tree. Hmm. Well, probably an OSHA thing, don’t worry about it, all will be well. Besides, when you get the tree home to UNLOAD it, gravity can assist you. Down is easier than up, right? Right?

I am writing this column with the large hole-- required by the large tree—only half dug. Gardening these days requires a shovel, a pry bar, a Polaski, a splitting maul, lots of hydration, and a fan. I am hot. I am sweaty. I am dirty.

My birthday is next month. I’m asking the Birthday Fairy for a backhoe. THAT is a Great Idea!