It
has been brought to my attention that not everything about snow is awful.
Fine.
Here then is the definitive list of positive snow attributes:
1) Snow Pack
equals more runoff/less fire danger.
2) Snow in the mountains means happy
skiers, healthy local economy.
3) Snow fall is beautiful.
That’s
it. That’s the list. End column.
P.S. All those things would still be
accomplished without the snow falling IN MY DRIVEWAY. Just sayin’.
And
then my grandson came to play in the snow at Nana Sugar’s house...
We
went sledding on the piles of snow my shoveling had created. We rolled snowballs
and shook snow from tree limbs. We ate snow, and left funny footprints, and
stomped in the slush—huzzah! We even watched his mama demonstrate how to make
the perfect snow angel.
John-Boy
Shane made the snow fun again. Perhaps shoveling can be fun as well? In the
interest of science, I decided to conduct an experiment to prove the theory.
Someone call CPS! |
Turns
out my grandson takes after me. Shoveling snow sucks. He was not at all amused by my Tom Sawyer
attempts to convince him otherwise. He questioned my judgement. He doubted my
honesty. He even lamented the fact that it is difficult to contact people
concerned with child labor laws on the weekend. He only shoveled two scoops and
then he was done.
Serious side-eye |
Maybe
next time, I’ll bribe him with hot chocolate and a nap...
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